The Porthampton Bugle

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South Sudasia – BREAKING NEWS

We have been contacted by a parent of one of the University of Porthampton Students who are on a trip to Portswana, who informs us that his daughter has been mugged in Sudu airport. She is OK but has had her phone and credit cards stolen. Mr Mckellar, the father of June, is furious that Porthampton University had not told him the truth about what had happened. It is also now clear that the unrest is growing in Sudu. The Embassy have warned travellers to be careful. This also seems at odds with the message coming from the University. Here’s a recent Tweet from Katie Piatt, an academic there:

“We are in phone contact with the embassy and news report – nothing to worry about”

The Bugle has had little contact with the Univeristy so far.


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